IQ Test

Okay, I'm going to post a series of questions and then after all the questions at the bottom will be the answer. Don't cheat! Write down your answers and then leave a comment about your score!

Questions
1.) Is there a July 4th in England?

2.) How many birthdays does the average man have?

3.) Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4.) A woman gives a beggar 50 cents. The woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not her brother. How can this be??

5.) How many outs are there in an inning of baseball?

6.) Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?

7.) There are three apples in a basket, and you take away two. How many apples do you have?

8.) How far can a dog run into the woods?

9.) You have two coins which total 55 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

10.) A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10'' and 28 years old. What does he weigh?

11.) What was the presidents name in 1960?

12.) How many two cent stamps are in a dozen?

13.) How many animals of each sex did moses take on the ark?

14.) A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. If a bear walks by, what color would it be?

15.) A plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

16.) Why can't a man marry his wife's sister?


ANSWERS

1.) Of course there's a July 4th in England! There's a July 4th everywhere!

2) Every man, woman, and child has the same number of birthdays. One!

3.) Every month has 28 days- most have more

4.) The beggar is the woman's sister.

5.) There are 6 outs in every inning. 3 in each half.

6.) A man who's alive can't be buried.

7.) You have two apples, you took them away!

8.) A dog can only run INTO the woods halfway-then he's running OUT of them.

9.) One coin is not a nickel-but the other one is! A quarter and a nickel.

10.) A butcher weighs meat!

11.) The president's name in 1960 was still George W. Bush.

12.) There are 12 two-cent stamps in a dozen.

13.) Moses took one animal of each sex; one male, one female.

14.) The bear is white, it's a polar bear.

15.) You never bury the survivors.

16.) The man is still married!

Hee hee hee.... now tally your total out of 16 and let me know!!